Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Grudge 2004

  Watched 14 Aug 2024

  Kayako doing goregrind vocals

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  Lord of Illusions 1995

  Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Rare instance of immediately wanted to double back on the director’s cut. Very not rare instance of me not being able to get enough Clive Barker.

Popular reviews

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  The Follow 2001

  Watched 14 Jan 2019

  BMW exec: Alright guys just make a car chase with the new model.

  Ang Lee: You got it.

  John Frankenheimer: Yes, sir.

  WKW: Can the car chase be in your soul?

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  Fireworks 1947

  Watched 03 Apr 2019

  Society in 1947: Hooh boy, that was a tough war. Let's make some good ol' Hollywood film.

  Kenneth Anger in 1947: Gay firework dick milk chest clock.

  Visionary.