april :)

april :)

don't take my reviews too seriously. i give a 5 stars if the actors are hot. i'm a whore first and a film critic second.

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • La La Land
  • Little Women
  • Minari

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  • Yintah

    ★★★★½

  • Insidious

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    does 17 being more my type than 18 mean anything?

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    ★★★

    i'd rather have sam rockwell over henry cavill

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  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★★

    fine. 

    the cutest movie i've ever seen. timothee chalamet is great in it.

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games

    ★★★★

    i wonder what happens when a tribute gets their period. like do u stick a leaf down there like Katniss' bug bites or just free bleed.

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