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Favorite films

  • The Hunt
  • Werewolves Within
  • Cocaine Bear
  • Shadow in the Cloud

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  • Caddo Lake

    ★★★★½

  • Cure

    ★★★★

  • The Gorge

    ★★★★

  • Leave

    ★★★★

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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    ★★★★

    What in the peroxide bleached, crystal meth, 4 different tires on a 1993 Toyota Camry with duct tape on the rear window, 5 window units plugged into one extension cord to the neighbors back porch is going on here?!

    If your idea of a horror film is a circus tent rocket ship, cotton candy cocoons, and popcorn that bites back, then "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" is the three-ring extravaganza for you. Step right up and witness director Stephen Chiodo's…

  • Shadow in the Cloud

    Shadow in the Cloud

    ★★★★★

    When B-Movies Fly High

    Director Roseanne Liang seems to be playing a game of genre bingo here. War movie? Check. Feminist drama? Heck yeah. Horror? Let's throw that in there too. The result is a mishmash that’s as unpredictable as Wi-Fi on a plane.

    Every cliché is cranked to eleven, making this less of an air fight and more of an exhibition match where logic battles absurdity – and absurdity wins by knockout in the first round. With plot twists…

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  • Tetris

    Tetris

    ★★★★★

    Still my favorite game today. Old enough to remember the MS-DOS version. Ek!

  • Destroyer

    Destroyer

    Terrible movie! But 4 stars for the most hateful handjob.

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  • The Body

    The Body

    ★★★★

    One of the sexiest love stories I’ve seen.

    This is no mere tale of murder; it's a provocative love story set on the edge of a knife.

  • We Are What We Are

    We Are What We Are

    ★★★★

    In a world where family dinners are usually ruined by overcooked vegetables, Jim Mickle serves up a main course that's a tad... unconventional. It's a film that makes you think twice about asking for seconds and questioning that old family recipe.