Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Yeah um this is a horror movie given these times we are living in… should I go buy a gun?  Arm the girls and gays who’s with me

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  Bridget Jones's Diary 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  If my friend made soup and it was blue I would not be eating that shit. Idgaf if it’s her birthday

Popular reviews

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  May April have a piece of that coconut cake

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  Watching this after watching Videodrome two weeks ago—I have unintentionally bookended the body horror genre.  Anyways… this movie was so unsexy in the cuntiest way possible