Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Angels & Demons 2009

  ★★ Watched 16 Apr 2019

  just gonna stand there and watch me burn........ but thats alright

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  Crooked House 2017

  ★★ Watched 01 Apr 2019

  [chanting] fuck them kids! fuck them kids!

Popular reviews

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  Jack the Giant Slayer 2013

  ★ Watched 24 Mar 2019

  1 hour and 54 minutes of ewan mcgregor being hot and nicholas hoult trying to pretend he's straight. that wasnt enough to make it a decent movie though

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  Desserts 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2019

  we got baited by the dceu, THIS is how aquaman became aquaman

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