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Recent reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  admittedly really really boring for the first half but this was one of the best theater experiences ive ever had

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  Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2023

  kevin perjurer in serious running for greatest documentarian alive

Popular reviews

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  Troy: Fall of a City 2018

  ★ Added

  i think i've watched this show more than maybe anyone else on the planet because i'm weirdly obsessed with how bad it sucks. it's not just different from the source text, it's different in ways that are almost completely incomprehensible and drawn out and boring and contradictory. but then there are briefly glimpses of a good fucking show in here, like the last 8 minutes with andromache and odysseus. they're captivating until i remember that they're from a show that i will never get to see.

  shoutout to patroclus