Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Why the fuck does Jack Quaid cum like that

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Hugh Grant has terrible wrinkles, he clearly doesn't use salmon sperm and eat raw fermented meat while drinking dry aged cow urine. Gets brutally mogged by the stacylite vampiremaxxed baddie Sister Barnes

Popular reviews

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  Dragonkeeper 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Why the FUCK did my dad take me to see this on a Sunday afternoon!
  The concept of this little girl being the chosen one is incredibly unrealistic, considering the core fundamentals of physical attractiveness she evidently falls short of an ideal candidate for the ‘chosen one’. Her unnatural maxillary protrusion for her Asian phenotype paired with her low nasal bridge, subhuman interocular distance, mouth to nose ratio and horrifically unbalanced facial thirds as a direct result of her low…

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  The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) 2015

  ★★½ Rewatched 26 Jan 2025 1

  There was no reason for me to watch this again but ever since I started eating raw liver my shit has been solid and excellent, every time I look down at my brown child floating in the toilet water I feel a sense of accomplishment, overtime this pride molded itself into an irresistible desire to feast on my own shit, the raw meat uncalcified my pineal gland and boosted my testosterone to supernatural levels, the EMF hat granted me with…

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