Archie

Archie

Some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

- Stephen King

Favorite films

  • Schindler's List
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Forrest Gump
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • The Penguin Lessons

    ★★★

  • WALL·E

    ★★★★★

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    ★★★★★

  • Easy A

    ★★★

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  • The Penguin Lessons

    The Penguin Lessons

    ★★★

    Penguin earned 5 stars, everyone else was shit.

    JUAN SALVADOR OSCAR SWEEP 2026

  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    ★★★★★

    Me watching this 10 years ago: man, these little robots are so cool

    Me watching this now: man, the warnings against a society destroyed by rampant consumerism and the dangers of a human race gone lazy, the little details/ jokes/ Easter eggs that you can find if you pause, that whole BURN-E bonus feature masterpiece, all of the wonderful 2001 references, the cg, sound design, score, and all those little robots are so cool

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  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption

    ★★★★★

    God damnit the stupid chessboard is set up wrong. I've never noticed that before now and I'll never be able to unseen it.

    I don't care film still peak

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    ★★★★★

    The "throw-it-away-inator" which picks up modern problems and just tosses them out of sight for someone to deal with in the future is ABSOLUTELY a metaphor for pollution and climate change (alongside basically the whole film as well) and I love it