Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Fall 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  If you asked me about this film I'd say:
  Nooo don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha

  But if you asked me on a deeper level I'd say:
  I went into this eyes closed with no real expectations, thinking it would be something akin to The Holy Mountain: gorgeous, surreal, if a little empty and sloggy.

  What I got was sensational, stunning, gorgeous. Not perfect (who is???), but singular. Honest and human.

  No bathic heartstring-tugging: just a man lashing out…

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  Beau Travail 1999

  Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Fellas is it

Popular reviews

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  John Wick 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 May 2018 1

  “That fucking nobody... is John Wick”

  Hollywood’s broodiest enigmatic daddy sets off on a stupid, sexy bloodbath vengeance mission (for his dog, for his car).

  He’s got nothing to lose, and only one thing to prove: that Keanu Reeves could absolutely still get it.

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  Incredibles 2 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jun 2018 2

  I think we owe the New Yorker guy an apology.

  The most INCREDIBLE thing is that they managed to make every character thicked up, double wide, could-get-it material.

  Elastigirl out here looking thicker than a bowl of oat meal... Winston Deavor an absolute Zaddy... even the extras had that snatched waist...