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Longlegs 2024
What the actual fuck... This piece of garbage movie was neither scary nor entertaining nor even memorable enough to download into my whiskey pickled brain. I’m low key outraged on behalf of the horror community... AND I'm not even a horror gal. Are we really going to let these lazy directors, producers, and Hollywood hacks keep churning out this ChatGPT-level garbage? The dialogue was robotic, boring, and the plot was bleh. Even the acting, which was perhaps a strength, if…
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The Substance 2024
This film has definitely grown on me....
One of the main reasons I’ve come to really gravitate toward it is what it offers its audience—a visceral, unique experience that is both visual and physical, one that demands to be seen in a theater. I appreciate cinema that beckons people into movie theater seats. The body horror is unsettling in a way that I found compelling, and the subject matter is potent and immediate.
That said, the dialogue was, unfortunately, a…
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