Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
As I sat in the movie theater feeling like my soul was violently sucked out by a dementor, I could only wonder how humanity could devolve to such a low point where this is considered entertainment. I was dragged to see this movie by my wife, fooled by a review that lied and spat in my face. A man who can endure such stomach-turning, enzyme-denaturing, shock-inducing media is truly God’s strongest soldier—but I digress.
The movie opens by immediately bombarding…