Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 Apr 2023 1

  Watched in HD on twitter for free because fuck Nintendo

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  Landscape in the Mist 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2020 6

  "Who am I? I'm a snail slithering away into nothingness... I don't know where I'm going. Once I thought I knew."

  No journey has ever resonated onto me more than of the two Greek siblings' to search for their father. A thought-provoking, melancholic, lonely, and spiritual road journey to discover self-purpose and existence. A tragic, yet uplifting coming-of-age full of raw emotion and phenomenal acting that consumes you. A work of upmost lyricism, mystic beauty in every shot and corner,…

Popular reviews

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  Fat Albert 2004

  ½ Added 4

  Hey hey hey, this movie ruined my day.

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  Tales from Earthsea 2006

  ★ Watched 13 Jan 2019

  The embodiment of how to NOT do a fantasy film.

  ... I have no more to say.