Ariel Luneau

Ariel Luneau

Spooky Baby / Trashy Cinephile / Automatic half star deductions to movies where the dog dies

Favorite films

  • Terror at Blood Fart Lake
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Sleepaway Camp

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★★

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★★

  • Trailer Park Boys: Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys

    ★★★★★

  • Leprechaun

    ★★★

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★★

    So bleak.

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★

    I’m Eisenberg and Woj is Culkin

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  • CarousHELL 3

    CarousHELL 3

    ★★★★★

    The stunning conclusion to what ended up being one of the most well-rounded and exciting trilogies I've seen in a very long time. Not only do we find out that Joe was IN FACT final girl after all, but we get our sweet angelic baby boy Robbie back as well. It wasn't long before I realized that Steve Rudzinski had somehow used a story about a killer carousel unicorn with nazi enemies to teach us all some very valuable lessons about consequences to your actions and forgiveness. It's genuinely quite wholesome.

  • Mischief Night

    Mischief Night

    ★★★★½

    This movie had absolutely ZERO right to be this much fun, I adored every second of it. My only complaint? Not enough Malcolm McDowell. But there never is.

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