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  • Mary and Max
  • Beetlejuice
  • Nosferatu
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

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  • Renfield

    ★★★½

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    ½

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ★½

  • The People's Joker

    ★★★★½

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  • Renfield

    Renfield

    ★★★½

    "Well, thank you, Wiccan Tumblr!"

    This film is stupid. It knows it's stupid. Nic Cage is Nic Cage-ing. And I'm having a lovely time watching the stupid movie. The writing, for such a stupid movie, is on point - for every question I had related to vampire lore or plot points, the next shot would explain why it.

    I simply have to know if, in casting Nosferatu, Eggers saw Nicholas Hoult's performance in this and went, "Oh, this is my Thomas." Bro has managed to pull off the same role and performance in such incredibly different genres, I am impressed.

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ½

    "No whoopie, Mr Cade?"

    Anthony Hopkins, what the fuck are you doing here, my man?

    The dark ages. Fucking Merlin. King Arthur. Transformers. What the fuck was this movie? This is so incoherent, my brain is melting.

    I somehow feel this is my fault for saying that I quite liked how they were insisting that autobots were involved in all elements of history. I'm not convinced that Michael Bay doesn't know doesn't that King Arthur wasn't real?

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  • The People's Joker

    The People's Joker

    ★★★★½

    This is a film made by an auteur with 3p, an insane script, and the courage to be as bonkers as possible with it.

  • Furious 7

    Furious 7

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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