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The Pelican Brief 1993
I was not prepared for the level of chemistry Denzel and Julia have on screen together.
We need to put them in another movie immediately! Electric.Translated from by -
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is a masterpiece in motion capture and vfx, but with the demand put on animation studios to work faster and faster, and the lazy integration of ai, artistry at this level doesn’t happen anymore. I’d wager most of the animators who worked on this have probably been burnt-out and churned from the industry. What a loss.
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Sione's Wedding 2006
'Et tu, Brute?'
Bro why are you speaking Maori?
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St. Trinian's 2007
2007 was the year of Amy Winehouse Back to Black, Russle Brands My Booky Wooky, peak Jack Sparrow hype, The Mighty Boosh, and most importantly St Trinian's.
I cut my own side fringe and spent my birthday money on skinny jeans. I emerged from girlhood and pointed at this film and said 'That'.
2007 made me. And I've been a manic pain in the ass ever since.
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