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The Substance 2024
Mere SECONDS into this movie you know you're going to have to suspend disbelief. Because... it rains AND snows on her star on the Hollywood walk of fame. Because, well... it don't snow in Hollywood. lol.
Loved the movie, though. It has a powerful message that it delivers through gore instead of cheesy after-school-special dialogue. Moore was fantastic in it and I think this may be one of the only "body horror" movies that I actually really love.
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The Blair Witch Project 1999
Not even good as a "found footage" horror film. You can't even really call it horror. There is nothing scary or creepy about it. The horrendous "acting" completely ruins everything before it even gets rolling.
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