You think this is just a conclave, hmm? This is not just a conclave. This is a shining beacon of hope for... oh, I don't know... let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers, pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class and reading Revelation under the covers at night with a flashlight. You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls. And what's worse, you don't…