arlooonie

arlooonie

Favorite films

  • Inglourious Basterds
  • The Hateful Eight
  • Cinema Paradiso
  • Once Upon a Time in the West

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  • Conclave

    ★★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★½

    If cardinals can smoke near the vicinity of the Sistine Chapel, then there is no stopping me from hitting O's in a cathedral.

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★

    awesome sauce.

    Like what Harrison Van Buren said to László, it's intelectually stimulating. (i might come off as pretentious here.)

    Spellbound by this film so much, the 215-min. duration felt like it just passed by. I was completely immersed in its captivating cinematography, intricate dialogue, the slow yet burning pacing, and the mysteriousness of what happens next in every coming scene... all of this gets me excited and tuned to the film.

    The performances of each actors and actresses were very very brilliant, and Adrien Brody did deserve that Oscar.

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  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ½

    To say that you understand the plot and every dialogue spoken in this film. I will not hesitate to call you a pretentious douchebag.

    Sure, aesthetically pleasing to the eye, but literally no substance whatsoever. No depth, just pure infodump dialogue to make them sound like they are saying something deep.

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West

    ★★★★★

    This film is what good pussy feels like (I've never had sex)

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