Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Definitely not what I was expecting. More a creepy dark comedy with body horror, than a horror movie about the possessed toy. Which I think is the best way you could go with a movie about a wind up monkey that kills people. Like, read that back, the very premise is silly lol. 

  The body horror is stellar in some places and pretty whatever in others, but it’s all in the service of having a good laugh whenever someone dies…

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  Enough Said 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  I didn’t expect a movie about finding love post divorce to be this endearing. It should be like teenage love, but without all the bullshit, except it isn’t. I guess divorce is like a puberty sequel or maybe that’s just how falling in love feels like. 

  And how is that fully grown, full bearded, bald, dad bod having man so fucking sweet? Give him back! 😭

Popular reviews

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  Mission: Impossible – Fallout 2018

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Feb 2021 3

  Mr Cruise there's no need to put your life on the line but I absolutely love when you do.

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  Godzilla 2014

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 Jan 2021

  Aside from some really cool shots and sequences and an outstanding sense of scale and realism the movie is fine.

  It's got a pretty average human plot, nothing to go crazy for and Bryan Cranston could've carried the whole ass movie, but they just killed him. This movie needed way more Cranston and less Johnson and family, less military shit and more Serizawa and Graham.