Albert

Albert

Favorite films

  • Princess Mononoke
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Mirror
  • Roma

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  • Bonnie and Clyde

    ★★★★½

  • The Lavender Hill Mob

    ★★★★

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★★

  • The Man Who Would Be King

    ★★★

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  • The Searchers

    The Searchers

    ★★★½

    “Someday this country will be a fine good place to be...Maybe it needs our bones in the ground before that time can come...”

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

    I love the north of England I wish it was real

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  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ½

    I despise this film. The thought of this movie fills me with an unparalleled rage. Just about every single thing in this film goes against my nature as a human being. It genuinely makes me angry. I wish I could purge it from my soul but alas, it is now forever entwined into the fabric of my being. I already know that on my deathbed, finally faced with the unforgiving immensity of eternity and the anticlimactic certitude of death itself,…

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★½

    Not as horny as I was led to believe it’d be, yet a lot gayer than I anticipated. Really jarring editing took me out of otherwise compelling scenes. It feels really loose and disjointed but it’s held together by three utterly phenomenal performances

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