Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Rewatched 16 Oct 2024

  Minus points for the existential blue creature

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  The Hills Have Eyes 2006

  ★ Rewatched 29 Sep 2024

  I'm absolutely tired of rape and sexual assault scenes being added unnecessarily to movies. I understand that, to a degree, the point of this movie is gratuitous violence; but there are hundreds of ways to show this without belittling those who have experienced violence like this out in this shitty world of ours.

  I can handle alot in cinema, but some scenes here truly sicken me.

Popular reviews

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  Baghead 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2024

  As the film began, two men walked in looking for their seats. Why they bought seats to baghead in the first place I'm still not sure. As I heard the two men arguing about which seats were theirs, the film, rather authoritatively declared "Leave. Go home.". And without hesitation, the men left. They watched no more than one minute of baghead before they knew it was too much for them to handle.

  As if buying a ticket to baghead wasn't…

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Knew it was overhyped so I avoided watching it. But as do all things, my time had come to pass. Plot is lacking, effects are quite poor, cinematography was fine. But holding a camera fine makes a good film not.

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