Arran Kemp

Arran Kemp

‘The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I’m not kidding.’

Favorite films

  • Paterson
  • Paris, Texas
  • Aftersun
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Adolescence

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Tokyo-Ga

    ★★★★½

  • Symbiopsychotaxiplasm

    ★★★★½

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★½

    Writing thoughts quickly
    - One shot gimmick ruined it (not enough time to build characters and therefore empathise with them)
    - Too much blaming of education system (kid's class teacher was presented as a scruffy, underqualified loser who thinks 'these kids are fucking impossible', other shots were of teachers screaming in kids' faces TOO RUDDY SIMPLE)
    - Andrew Tate got one mention and the line was 'all that Andrew Tate bollocks', would've benefitted from more focus on these idolised figures…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    I love Toni Collette. I feel like my mum and Toni Collette would really get on. That part where Toni Collette cried was better than most acting. Toni Collette looks like she’d make a great cup of tea. Toni Collette looks like she has chill. Toni Collette’s name sounds like Tony Collects. Yeah anyway great film.

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  • We Live in Time

    We Live in Time

    ★★★½

    We Live in Slime - a dystopian future where we live in a world of unpredictable Nickelodeon slime dumps
    We Live in Brine - a podcast-movie hybrid where six hot dogs discuss life in a can
    We Live in Grime - Skepta, Wiley, and Stormzy star in a love-triangle style rom com about life making music in East London.
    We Live in Thyme - a life of far too much thyme, far too little coriander
    We Live in Time (alt)…

  • The Amazing Maurice

    The Amazing Maurice

    ★★★

    definitely made by a cat person