Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie of Swan Lake 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  Loooooove her final dress, and the villains are crazy af it's a classic fr

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  Barbie as Rapunzel 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  One, why is the dad dragon hot, two all of the dresses are cute af, three THAT FUCKIN SOUNDTRACK DUUUDE

Popular reviews

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  Blonde 2022

  ½ Watched 28 Sep 2022 1

  Fuck this movie. Fuck Andrew Dominik. And fuck the people who profit off of her death.

  This is quite possibly one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Considering EVERYTHING Marilyn went through in her life, it’s a relief that she didn’t have to see this movie, which is the latest necrophiliac entertainment to exploit her.

  This was supposed to be a biopic showing her innermost thoughts and all we got was a torture porn version of her being…

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  Midnight Mass 2021

  ½ Watched 01 Apr 2023

  7 was the only episode that was worth watching, but holy fucking monologues and religion. That was Damn near impossible to get through

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