Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  It’s familiar, but so worth it. 

  Would love them to release more Moretti bops. Also could have used a touch more gore 🔪

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Unclench your anus has never been said with such gravitas

Popular reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★ Watched 14 Nov 2022

  I’m not really sure why we needed this. Another story about a plucky youth making it in art! 

  
  So many barriers to his success! Oh no! His parents had marital issues?! How did he ever make it into Hollywood! You mean he was just able to walk into a legendary directors office and get LIFE ADVICE?! WOW this almost never happens. This definitely needs to be a movie. We definitely need to see how he was able to get friends…

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  Nothing better than a slasher with a sense of humor! 🤡