Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Four Lions 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Rubber dinghy rapids.

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  War Dogs 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  The scene with the taliban chasing them could be the funniest shit of all time.

Popular reviews

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  Lost in Translation 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025 1

  The most accurate depiction of human connection I have seen on screen.

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  This is the single most boring, pretentious thing I’ve ever watched. They say you can’t polish a turd, but these 2001 glazers aren’t just polishing it, they’re licking it clean. Hop off this awful film (and your own) meat for one second and realise that half ah hour of humans in monkey costumes dancing around and six minutes of a black screen with weird sounds are not the mark of a good movie. I’d call this film a rubbish fire, but I’d rather watch that - much more entertaining and less pretentious.

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