it's like a trashy gone girl, like reality show trashy. it's twisted and fun but could have been a bit more smutty for my taste. i would also fall for anything if someone made me martinis like that.
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Trap 2024
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cunty pop star/detective trapina grande slays a show, rescues a kidnapped victim on ig live and catches the hottest serial killer/daddy of the century bitch i was gagging the whole time. i was confused like do i want josh hartnett or do i wanna become josh hartnett or do i want him in me or vice versa?? shyamalan still manages to surprise me sometimes.
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Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie 1994
This is so gay. Unbelievably gay. They are not even hiding it. Ken is definitely in love with Ryu. It's not a subtext it's the fucking text!
Chun-Li vs Vega apartment fight is the most iconic anime fight scene ever.Translated from by -
The Substance 2024
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an instant horror classic, an organic retelling of dorian gray, a twisted cinderella tale with a frankenstein twist, a love letter to cronenberg.
we become cruel to our own bodies and experience small doses of body horror and dysmorphia as we get older.
we idolize an impossible version of ourselves due to both beauty standarts and our own standarts. we eventually lock ourselves in meat prison of sorts.
our own declining youth becomes the object of our envy and our old age becomes the enemy. there is evil behind beauty, even if it's our own.
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