Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Last of the Mohicans 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Score is doing a lot of work

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Needs to be hornier and more intelligent. Is neither

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★ Watched 17 Dec 2021

  Mostly the same concepts as Spiderverse but executed far worse.

  Watching this gave me the same feeling as Rise of Skywalker and Ready Player One. Where if someone says they loved it I immediately know we have such fundamentally different criteria for what makes a movie good that we can never have a productive conversation about any art.

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  This movie confirms it: the impetus for musical theater is mental illness :'(