Asad_Mood

Asad_Mood

Love me some awful movies.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Memories of Murder
  • Paris, Texas
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★

  • Norbit

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

  • Kung Fu Hustle

    ★★★

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★

    A really frustrating movie that played it safe and had no substance at all. In a world where people fall down these dangerous conspiratorial rabbit holes, often ending-up with someone being harmed, this movie barely does anything meaningful with that. Like this movie just goes ooga booga with climate change, conspiratorial nutjobs, COVID, and homophobia, and then just hopes you get scared by it.

    Also, how did Dave 'The Animal' Bautista's character find time for the gym, when he was a full-time teacher and a bartender?!?! I desperately need to know.

  • Norbit

    Norbit

    Would have rather gone 12 rounds with a coked out Mike Tyson instead of watching this.

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    David Lynch does not miss at all. It was like he was born on this Earth to create the most visually pleasing movies that have such vibrant lively colours that are contrasted by the dark harshness of traumatic nights. This felt like the beginning of everything I would come to love about David Lynch's work: his fascination with the colour blue which would bleed into Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive, his obsession with dreams being this escape from the harshness…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    RIP Mickey 9 and Mickey 11, you would have loved the movie Remember Me (2010).

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