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Recent reviews

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Juno would’ve been dead the second she suggested spelunking I’ll tell you that much

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Awful pacing, zero tension, and a waste of a star studded cast. The ideas were there but that was all it had, ideas. Put Ayo in a Jordan Peele movie!!!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025 1

  I couldn’t get past the fact that count orlok looked like Jim Carey in the new sonic movie

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2024 1

  Uncut gems if Howard had a brat summer

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