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if you see something other than a horror film in my last four watched, check on me.

Favorite films

  • Boyhood
  • Scream
  • Rear Window
  • Coraline

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  • Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

  • The Parenting

    ★★★

  • Opus

    ★★★★½

  • Suspiria

    ★★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    “if we are to tame darkness, we must first face that it exists.”

    “i am an appetite, nothing more.”

    from the first frame to the last, nosferatu had me its grip and did not let me go, even upon leaving the theater. the film opens on a pointed black screen, forcing the audience to both immerse themselves in shadows that never fully go away and sit with the discomfort of the sound design as there are no visuals to escape…

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  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

    i truly don’t know how i made it this far in my life without watching little shop. go ahead and call me audrey II, because i fear a monster has been unleashed. 

    if you looked up the definition of camp in the dictionary, you would find this film. the practical effects are perfect. the ensemble girls serve cunt like no other. the songs are witty and so much fun. absolutely a new comfort film for me.

  • The Parenting

    The Parenting

    ★★★

    "i can't believe i saw my dad's hard co—"

    fucking hilarious, campy as hell, and queer! what more could you want?

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  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★

    the substance’s older, gayer cousin.

    oh, this film is funnnn. absurdly campy and comedic, the film still manages to comment on societal expectations of women that stem from the hollywood elite. i especially loved the elvis joke towards the end. 

    madeline and helen’s ever-evolving relationship highlights the many ways in which women adapt to their circumstances, no matter how grim. ernest’s entire job/purpose in life consisted of molding women into something they are not; yet, when faced with the same…

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.