Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Random Acts of Violence 2019

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  The first half dragged, but once kills started happening in the second act the film began to pick-up. I enjoyed the concept, but the slow pace killed it for me. Beautiful, imaginative practical SFX are always a delight to see, but JFC can we at least have an interesting protagonist to watch, or anyone in the movie to GAF about?

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  Cry-Baby 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Teardrops are falling because she really said a dude she couldn't stand was better than one who's got rumors swirling around. No effort to double check those claims either. (What if no one told her that spaz was full of it?) 🤡🤡🤡

Popular reviews

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ½ Watched 14 Oct 2022

  Jamie Lee Curtis hasn't ever taken an Activia fueled shit as big as this Halloween movie was.

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  Facies 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Aug 2023

  𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 🎃🖤
  𝓓𝓪𝔂 32 𝓸𝓯 100: 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗲𝘀 (2023)

  This well-made short scratched itches I didn't know I had. The pain, the grief, and the heinous moment in history come alive in such a delicately handled way, that it's hard not to feel moved while watching.

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