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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  This was super scary and supremely disgusting. Brought new dimensions to the Dracula story.
  Willem Defoe had the best lines in any movie all year. Nicholas Hoult was perfect. Bill Skarsgard was terrifying.  
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  The Vourdalak 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  If you want to see a weird French dandy being awkward as hell around an Eastern European family and getting terrorized by a vampire puppet, then do I have a film for you!

Popular reviews

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  Crust 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024 1

  This is the Citizen Kane of sentient cum sock films!

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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  This was funny and very sad. Made me cry, and it was beautiful.
  I hope Adam Elliot gets to keep making movies exactly how he wants to.

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