ashoween

ashoween

it's my character. i'm the trash man. i come out, i throw trash all over the ring and then i start eating garbage.

Favorite films

  • Late Night with the Devil
  • Ponyo
  • Scream
  • Jaws

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  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★★★★★

  • Kraven the Hunter

    ★★½

  • Overboard

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★½

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  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★★★★★

    Born a Snow White defender, still a Snow White defender, will die a Snow White defender. She’s my pookie bear, she is NOT annoying, and it is not gay to wash your hands.

  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ★★½

    When ATJ isn’t brutally killing people on screen, the audience should be asking, “Where’s ATJ brutally killing people on screen?”

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  • The Unsinkable Molly Brown

    The Unsinkable Molly Brown

    ★★

    As a RMS Titanic fanatic and theatre kid, you’d think this would be the best of both worlds for me … but it’s not!!! Where is the iceberg, Debbie Reynolds (God rest her soul, we love you) is not at her best here!!! It kills me to say, she’s actually very annoying!!! Save me Kathy Bates

    EDIT: MOTHERFUCKER W HA T SHE WAS BARELY ON THE TITANIC AND THEN THEY JUST SHOWED HER ACTING LIKE AN ASS IN THE LIFEBOAT

  • Scare Campaign

    Scare Campaign

    ★★★★

    It’s no Late Night, but my god what is? This showed from the start that the Cairnes had potential, and by god did they live up to it. Got me pretty good with its built up tension at times.

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