Recent reviews

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  The Watchers 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  The stars are for Dakota fanning’s face. The director clearly has a future and a keen eye but like, maybe don’t delve into Celtic mythology without maybe like actually… being Celtic? Or speaking Gaelic? Or  at the very least doing a shit ton of research into a culture you obviously don’t know anything about? It’s a little rude and likely what led you down plot hole city.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  Although this is basically a more nuanced version of Annabelle and the story was pretty much shit with enough holes to drive a truck through, I’m still thinking about it a week later so yeah, it is a successful film with nick cage on killer vocals.

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  A Quiet Place Part II 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  Cillian Murphy’s face was made for a movie without talking.

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  The American 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 May 2024

  You think football is hard? You want to whine about getting checked against the boards in a hockey game? To achieve this level of mastery as a ballerina is where art meets pain. In ballet a woman is meant to embody the fragile grace of femininity while dancing literally on the tips of her bare toes on a piece of wood. You want to know how strong a woman is physically? Take a look at a prima ballerina- she will…

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