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Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014
My friends kept asking “is this scene from Kingsman (2014) the reason why you’re into [insert kink here]” and the answer kept being “yes. obviously. do you even know me”
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Megalopolis 2024
Things Francis Ford Coppola could and should have done instead that would have done a better job of bringing his vision of Megalopolis to life than this:
* made a TV show
* made a bunch of desktop wallpapers
* gotten a gender studies degree
* made wine but with Roman aesthetic-inspired labels
* gotten really into avant-garde modern visual art
* made a scrapbook
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Barbie: Star Light Adventure 2016
This doesn’t hold up to my initial S tier ranking when watched outside the context of a dedicated BCU marathon, but I’d happily put this in A tier. Space ranch, Barbie’s DILF dad, the bitchy PA sprites, Barbie’s gay little crush on Sal-lee — they kind of popped off with this one! Barbie could do Avatar; James Cameron could not do Barbie.
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