assblaster6900

assblaster6900

Favorite films

  • Little Women
  • Barbarian
  • Moonstruck
  • Legally Blonde

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  • My Old Ass

    ★★★★½

  • Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life

    ★★★★★

  • Buttwhistle

    ½

  • The Descent

    ★★★★★

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  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★★★½

    Okaaayyyy Megan Park!!! I remember Secret Life of the American Teenager and my my you have come a long way yes ma’am! No but forreal this one got me, y’all. I love Aubrey P, I’ll watch her in anything, but I loved the story, the acting, the little moments. And that One Less Lonely Girl, scene, HOO.

  • Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life

    Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life

    ★★★★★

    I’m doing a big exhale because this was simply the most perfect thing I’ve seen in a long time. Gives us everything we want and more. It’s been a long time coming (although not for me because I only started watching GG like a year ago) & it was worth the wait. God bless the (Sherman-) Palladinos.

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★½

    For some reason I remember seeing the very first scene as a child, but other than that this has been my first watch of The Mummy. What a fun adventure movie. I NEED someone to write me a love scene between our main man Rick and hot-hot-hottie Ardeth Bay. I want them to kiss passionately and explore each other’s bodies the way that sweet little boyfriends do. I wanna see someone’s arsehole get D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D. Someone send HELP.

  • Bound

    Bound

    ★★★★★

    The Wachowski Sisters fuckin do it again💋

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