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X2 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The film starts off incredibly strong with one of my favourite film openings ever. Nightcrawler almost pulled off one of the coolest assassinations ever, the grassy knoll could never.
The fight scenes are great, Magneto’s prison escape flawless, and a great hatable character played by Brian Cox.
I take this moment to pause for thought.. does blue tongue kid do anything except blue tongue? If not then unlucky my G.
Magneto and Mystique being goofy little pranksters all the time…
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Rampage 2018
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Let’s be honest, this is a terrible film (but also enjoyable). It would’ve also been far MORE enjoyable if someone hadn’t decided to kill off the beautiful Joe Manganiello so early. Seriously, which idiot wrote that into the script?
A stirring starring performance from the muscly hunky beefcake known as George the albino gorilla, makes for good cinema. Dwayne Johnson performs suitably as the sidekick.
The evil plan was perhaps one of the worst ever conceived, and it’s still somewhat…
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TRON: Legacy 2010
Tron (1982) dragged its balls across broken digital glass so that Tron: Legacy could run.
A visually and audibly enjoyable movie. Fun action and a silly little Michael Sheen cameo. More story and better dialogue than the original (though that wasn’t difficult to manage). All this building to perhaps the most perfect climax to a film ever, Jeff Bridges takes on Jeff Bridges, trying to mend the bridge he burned many cycles ago, standing on a bridge.
The only reason…
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Pride & Prejudice 2005
A masterful portrayal of love, British countryside and a beautiful score to match. A star-studded cast provide a stellar performance across the board.
It’s been many years since I have seen such an exemplary film.
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