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  Femalien 1996

  ½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  ChatGPT told me that renting this movie is a rite of passage. AI does not have our best interests in mind.

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  Animal Room 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Come for Neil Patrick Harris choking on shit water, stay for Matthew Lillard summarizing the Book of Job

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  It wasn’t even Skarsgård‘s real dick. I want my money back.

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  Pumpkinhead 1988

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Oct 2024

  If anyone ever wrongs me I’m summoning Pumpkinhead, I swear to god, I don’t give a fuck

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