Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  SpongeBob Squarepants: Kreepaway Kamp 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  Can’t fault a SpongeBob movie. The cutaway black and white gag had me in tears. Plankton getting to first base amen. Predictable ending but it’s SpongeBob what do you want.

  Though something did feel different and I can’t put my finger on it. That ain’t my SpongeBob. I don’t know how to articulate it. But SpongeBob died and got replaced by a clone. I’m callin it.

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  THEYRE 😭😭😭😭 SO 😭😭😭😭 MEAN 😭😭😭😭😭 TO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THE 😭😭😭😭😭 ROBOT 😭😭😭😭😭

Popular reviews

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  Moana 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2023 1

  Love that fucking granny realest bitch in this whole movie she gave no fucks and didn’t mess around one bit. I hope I too come back as one of those.  Iconic serving cunt even after she passes.

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  Allegiant 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 24 May 2024 2

  Peter was the funniest in this one. Think they should’ve stuck to the book and killed tris, though (love you four)

  Missing Eric ):

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