astron3000

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I’m that person at the office who stares blankly at you when you make a movie reference

Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Good Will Hunting
  • A Real Pain

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Juror #2

    ★★★

  • Inception

    ★★★½

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Juror #2

    Juror #2

    ★★★

    This felt like it was written by someone who thinks they know enough about the court system and women to write a movie featuring both, but doesn’t actually understand either.

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  • The Keeping Hours

    The Keeping Hours

    ★★★

    Lee Pace cradle me in your arms please

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★½

    Imagine calling yourself a “renegade auteur” and then making this flaming pile of garbage…I’d be so embarrassed