astrorian

astrorian

I like movies and want to word vomit my onions.

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Nosferatu
  • The Lighthouse

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  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

    ★½

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  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★

    well behaved bottoms never make history

    (wouldve been a 5/5 if it was more visually 60s)

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    wish men moaned and whimpered like this in real life tennis

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    this is what i think will happen if i dont follow the instructions to my meds

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.