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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Best part was when Heather kept insisting that they couldn't get Blair Witched because this was America, and people just don't get Blair Witched in America anymore. Then they started singing God Bless America

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  Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions 2016

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  When Kaiba said "You have your bond with him... and I have mine" I threw my hat on the floor

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  Green Snake 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This is one of those things that changes your life but you don't realize it until days later.

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  Spy Kids 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  These kids are completely unfazed with their numerous brushes with death. And that's what makes them SPY KIDS, goddammit

  I forgot that Tony Shaloub is in this, and he fucking kills it as Minion. All-around great Minion energy on that guy.

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