Atarrabixd

Atarrabixd

Vampire jester, harbinger of unfunny jokes and mediocre reviews.

Favorite films

  • Vampire's Kiss
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • SLC Punk
  • Phantom of the Paradise

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  • Mummy, I'm a Zombie

    ★★

  • Daddy, I'm a Zombie

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

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  • Mummy, I'm a Zombie

    Mummy, I'm a Zombie

    ★★

    Gonner pirata oiñarrituta zeok. Isis oroskopoan sinesten duen lesbiana bat izatea ere nahiko ona.

  • Daddy, I'm a Zombie

    Daddy, I'm a Zombie

    ★★★½

    Tim Burton, baina filme onak egingo balitu… Lotsik gabe esan ahal dot Isis momia nire haurtzaroko crushetako bat zala.

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  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★½

    Joker is SO NEEDY like yeah little clown boy he is NOT kissing you get over it.

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★★

    Despite being simple, dumb and gory fun, it’s also exceptionally entertaining, well paced, delightfully convoluted, witty and interestingly shot it’s also accompanied by the following list of pros:
    -Unintentional Jojo Siwa reference.
    -One of the celebrities I hate the most getting what I think they deserve.
    -The previously mentioned celebrity howling for no reason apart from him being a moronic cum-brained individual.
    -Two British sweethearts who should kiss each other on the cheeks out just for the fun of it.
    I had a bias against this movie but it really proved me wrong one of the mentioned enticing pros at a time.

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