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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016
Better than I remembered it being. Easily the most gorgeous of the post-Disneyfication of the Star Wars brand, but also still a confusing assortment of names and planets that barely form a coherent plot. The highs are high but the end remains a slog, and the fan service is out of place in the otherwise richly detailed world. If the movie had simply been about Ben Mendhelson’s riveting character we’d have really had something.
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Mickey 17 2025
A mess in search of meaning. Everyone seems to be in a different movie but none of them are good. After a promising prologue, the movie proceeds to spend the next couple hours aimlessly meandering while taking limp stabs at political and social satire. Unfortunately, no amount of technical wizardry can cover for the fact that the sauce is quite bad.
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
Despite the film's many surface level charms, it's so philosophically shallow and desperately searching for its own reason for existing that I found myself increasingly bored over the course of its longer-feeling 90 minutes. Isabella Rossillini is charming and provides the only real dramatic heft in the film in an admittedly touching role, but so many of the other aspects of this movie become grating when repeated ad naseum in a need attempt at wooing over the audience through substance-free…
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Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 2023
The description of his escape artist bit is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
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