Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Your Monster 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  adorable movie but like—monster kinda looks like a regular dude. he’s not THAT different from a regular dude.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  this is why you should never, EVER listen to a short man

Popular reviews

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  hey diva, cute movie, how the fuck did you get kvd lolita lipstick it’s 1890?

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  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  “aRE yOu ThE GhOSt oF ChRisTmASes YeT To COme?”
  it’s ghost of christmas’ future you pretentious cunt.

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