Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  1/2 for the irony of this whole film

  1/2 for the line about Ben at the very end

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Removed 1/2 because I don’t like the ex-boyfriend’s behavior at the beginning, appreciate him in the end obviously, but still.

  Practical effects are amazing and disgusting. It’s a grueling watch but so cool and grotesque. Jeff Goldblum is hot.

Popular reviews

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  Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001

  ★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  “God loves em’ [lesbians], they get so much done!”

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  Forbidden Zone 1980

  ★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  The two stars are for set design and the cunty queen.

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