Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2024 1

  I don’t think I’ve ever been more genuinely glued to the screen while watching a monster movie. Each role and character was fleshed out, giving a gripping view on ptsd, honor, and the power within choosing life. 

  I do think Godzilla should be able to eat one empty boat, as a treat.

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  The Last Unicorn 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2024

  Beautiful art, childhood classic (I think the unicorn was my first woman crush I’d let her ruin me)

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024

  Really pretty scenes! Great cinematography. A couple costume malfunctions at the end there, but overall! 

  Pretty hole-some!

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024

  Girl with weird primal kink meets cringe-lord reddit user male manipulator who hates himself. Gone sexual?

  Honorable mention, poor Charlie gets fucked over by weird punk daughter and her creepy boyfriend

  No one knows how to use ketchup bottles.