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  Abduction 2011

  ½ Watched 03 Jul 2021 1

  Watch at 1.5 speed

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  The Legend of Hell House 1973

  ★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2021

  A title card appears before the film saying essentially “NOT based on a true story. But it COULD be!!!! Seriously something like this could totally happen!! -Tom Corbett (Clairvoyant and Psychic Consultant to European Royalty)”. sets a weird tone, like just tell us it happened Tom I’m used to suspending my disbelief. Now I know this is all bullshit. I don’t know if this made up story counts as a “Legend”. Beautiful house though, I would love to live there.…

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  Beowulf 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Nov 2020

  This movie rules and I will hear no slander to the contrary . all hail King Beowulf

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  You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown 1972

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2020

  Even the title of this one is mean to Charlie. Of course he’s not elected, he doesn’t even run! Lucy polls the students and nobody says they will vote for him (everybody hates Charlie). so Linus runs instead. Then fake news crooked blockhead Lyin’ Linus takes the podium at a campaign event, promises great pumpkin is coming, plus all these progressive initiatives; dogs in school, drain the swamp, etc, and then once he’s elected he immediately backpedals and sells out to the principal.