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  Jiu Jitsu 2020

  ½ Watched 30 Jun 2021

  HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  FUCKING AWFUL AND 0% Jiu Jitsu used.

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  Kill Chain 2019

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jun 2021

  Cage runs a hotel called Hotel De Franco. Then a lady comes in escaping some baddies and he has sex with her and then kills lots of people.

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  Assassin's Creed 2016

  ★ Watched 07 Feb 2021

  Oh dear....

  *gets killed by assassin for poor rating*

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  The Room 2003

  ★★★ Rewatched 05 Feb 2021 1

  For years people would quote “Oh, Hi Mark” to me...

  I now get the reference. 😒

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