Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kong: Skull Island 2017

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Deleted scene: that video of the chimpanzee ripping the girls face off

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Beautiful boy son; Lady bird daughter

Popular reviews

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  Over the Hedge 2006

  ½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  Utter bafoonery displayed to people of ‘all ages’ as it’s rated. A COKED OUT squirrel is not a good look for Steve carell. Trigger warning bc the turtle’s sleeveless skeletal bodysuit slips off and flashes everyone, with its fucking Mariana’s trench-looking asscrack. Makes me want to scrub my eyes with bleach and a snow brush. I hate the clammy ass, melatonin nightmare-inducing animation. Hate hate hate. Every scene is giving drugs. Turn it off before I od on this sickening waste of time. 

  Also they go THROUGH the hedge more often than not so it’s a stupid fucking name for a stupid fucking movie.

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  Neighbours 1952

  ★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  This seems like something they’d use as hypnosis for asylum patients

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